Why college basketball SUX and college football RULZ

Why college basketball SUX and college football RULZ

Post by Chris Boy » Tue, 24 Nov 1998 04:00:00


I just watched my team lead the #13 Indiana Hussies by 16 points all up
until the last 2 minutes of the game, and then ***it away by 1 point.

Any game that was designed to where the game can change momentum like that
in 120 seconds is badly designed and therefore sucks.

Any game where some dopey II-AAA school has a legitimate chance to win the
MNC just because they can outrecruit the street thugs is badly designed and
therefore sucks.

Any game where the majority of the strategy can all in within 4.62 seconds
is horribly designed and should be dutifully banned from this earth.

Long live college football.

 
 
 

Why college basketball SUX and college football RULZ

Post by mo.. » Wed, 25 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Quote:

> I just watched my team lead the #13 Indiana Hussies by 16 points all up
> until the last 2 minutes of the game, and then ***it away by 1 point.

> Any game that was designed to where the game can change momentum like that
> in 120 seconds is badly designed and therefore sucks.

Momentum in football turns on a dime:  an 80-yd bomb or break-away run,
or a big kick return, or an inopportune turnover.  Besides, we've all
seen 14- to 17-pt football deficits overcome in the last 6 to 8 minutes
of a game (comparable to 16 hoops points made up in 2 mins).  It's not
common, but then neither is the basketball equivalent.

Quote:
> Any game where some dopey II-AAA school has a legitimate chance to win the
> MNC just because they can outrecruit the street thugs is badly designed and
> therefore sucks.

Nonsense, it's just the opposite:  wonderfully dynamic and democratic.

Quote:
> Any game where the majority of the strategy can all in within 4.62 seconds
> is horribly designed and should be dutifully banned from this earth.

Huh?

Quote:
> Long live college football.

Agreed.  But long live college hoops too.

 
 
 

Why college basketball SUX and college football RULZ

Post by afn43.. » Wed, 25 Nov 1998 04:00:00

On Mon, 23 Nov 1998 22:25:21 -0600, "Chris Boyd"

Quote:

>I just watched my team lead the #13 Indiana Hussies by 16 points all up
>until the last 2 minutes of the game, and then ***it away by 1 point.

>Any game that was designed to where the game can change momentum like that
>in 120 seconds is badly designed and therefore sucks.

No, your team sucks if they ***like that..

 
 
 

Why college basketball SUX and college football RULZ

Post by Jim Bu » Wed, 25 Nov 1998 04:00:00

<insert sound of Jack Hartman spinning in his grave>

How soon they forget.

On Mon, 23 Nov 1998 22:25:21 -0600, "Chris Boyd"

Quote:

>I just watched my team lead the #13 Indiana Hussies by 16 points all up
>until the last 2 minutes of the game, and then ***it away by 1 point.

>Any game that was designed to where the game can change momentum like that
>in 120 seconds is badly designed and therefore sucks.

>Any game where some dopey II-AAA school has a legitimate chance to win the
>MNC just because they can outrecruit the street thugs is badly designed and
>therefore sucks.

>Any game where the majority of the strategy can all in within 4.62 seconds
>is horribly designed and should be dutifully banned from this earth.

>Long live college football.

Jim Bush

I'm sure you can figure out what to remove!
 
 
 

Why college basketball SUX and college football RULZ

Post by Dean E. Lope » Wed, 25 Nov 1998 04:00:00



Quote:
> I just watched my team lead the #13 Indiana Hussies by 16 points
all up
> until the last 2 minutes of the game, and then ***it away by 1
point.

> Any game that was designed to where the game can change momentum
like that
> in 120 seconds is badly designed and therefore sucks.

> Any game where some dopey II-AAA school has a legitimate chance to
win the
> MNC just because they can outrecruit the street thugs is badly
designed and
> therefore sucks.

> Any game where the majority of the strategy can all in within 4.62
seconds
> is horribly designed and should be dutifully banned from this
earth.

> Long live college football.

At least your team's ranking (or lack of!!) won't matter come NCAA
tournament time.  It's put up or shut up time, then.

Nobody complains they were screwed when they get bumped out of the
NCAA's.

Well, except for when those NCSU thugs fouled their way to the '83
national championship!!!!11!!1

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