49ers RIP dallASS

49ers RIP dallASS

Post by Kent Stewa » Wed, 12 Oct 1994 08:35:45



Quote:
>BAD NEWS POKIES,The 49ers are Jelling and the Cowboys are JELL-O...
>November 11th is coming COWPIES!

>We can beat the Lions...
>You can't...

Oh gee whiz.  Woofing after a game like that.  For shame.  This cannot
be the true Kilgore Trout.  I suspect an imposter.  Probably a member
of the Pluto gang, who stole poor Kilgore's wallet.  "Pure evil in a
Buick Impala."  

Quote:
>Were getting better..
>You've seen better days...

"we're getting better."  Right.

We'd better get better.  We were lucky to get out of there with our
asses intact.  I'll believe "we're getting better" when we win either
line of scrimmage as often as we lose it.  We *need* to get better.

Quote:
>Irvin won't beat us with Deoin & Emmitt can't beat alone...
>Troyboy s overrated...
>It's looking bleak in Little d...  

>WORRIED? You should be!

Say, why don't you and dreyfus go make yourselves up a nice batch of mud
pies, eh?  Either that or we'll set you kids up a card table in the back
room, so us grownups can go back to talking football without all these
noisy interuptions.

Sound fair?

cheers,
--bongo

                     "not a cough in a carload!"

 
 
 

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Post by Kilgore Tro » Wed, 12 Oct 1994 02:00:17

BAD NEWS POKIES,The 49ers are Jelling and the Cowboys are JELL-O...
November 11th is coming COWPIES!

We can beat the Lions...
You can't...

Were getting better..
You've seen better days...

Irvin won't beat us with Deoin & Emmitt can't beat alone...
Troyboy s overrated...
It's looking bleak in Little d...  

WORRIED? You should be!

--
NUKE the NRA.

 
 
 

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Post by Jeffrey Turbit » Wed, 12 Oct 1994 09:33:01

Quote:

>Irvin won't beat us with Deoin & Emmitt can't beat alone...
>Troyboy s overrated...
>It's looking bleak in Little d...  

>WORRIED? You should be!

    I think I speak for all cowboy fans when I say we're not worried in the
least.  In watching both the 49ers and Dallas play yesterday I think it is
clear who is jelling.
    I guarantee a win aginst frisco just like a certain brilliant coach did
last year.

 
 
 

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Post by Albert Mandi » Wed, 12 Oct 1994 03:31:22


Quote:

> BAD NEWS POKIES,The 49ers are Jelling and the Cowboys are JELL-O...
> November 11th is coming COWPIES!

> We can beat the Lions...
> You can't...

> Were getting better..
> You've seen better days...

> Irvin won't beat us with Deoin & Emmitt can't beat alone...
> Troyboy s overrated...
> It's looking bleak in Little d...  

> WORRIED? You should be!

> --
> NUKE the NRA.

Your just the type that will talk big, and then when Dallas beats the
Niners you'll be gone..........We'll never hear the big talk the rest of
the season!

Quote:
>BAD NEWS POKIES,The 49ers are Jelling and the Cowboys are JELL-O..

Hmmmmm, what about the past 2 seasons when the 9ers were 'jelled' already,
and Dallas still kicked their ass?

Plus, Dallas just beat two division rivalries a combined 72-6, I would
hardly
call that JELL-O

Get on the right page, Killgore

Al

 
 
 

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Post by Marcus Sh » Wed, 12 Oct 1994 06:43:50


Quote:
>BAD NEWS POKIES,The 49ers are Jelling and the Cowboys are JELL-O...
>November 11th is coming COWPIES!

>We can beat the Lions...
>You can't...

>Were getting better..
>You've seen better days...

>Irvin won't beat us with Deoin & Emmitt can't beat alone...
>Troyboy s overrated...
>It's looking bleak in Little d...  

>WORRIED? You should be!

Just a few little things to ease up your enthusiasm...

Young is getting beat up like a rag doll and doesn't
have 275 yards passing in his last 2 games! (Dallas's numbers
vs. the #2 defense in the NFL)

Dallas has the #1 defense in the NFL, even before playing
Buddy's boys.

SF has no running game and in contrast to prior years, Dallas
now has a serious pass rush.  SF better hope their OL gets in
shape before the Dallas game or it will be as ugly as the
Eagles game was.

John Taylor is not producing and nobody knows who SF #3 receiver
is.  Do you?

You can't buy defensive cohesiveness.  The 9'ers have given up
over 350 yards for several weeks in a row.  Every major paper in
the country is writing (seriously) articles wondering whether
Ken Norton is practicing or spending his money.  Gary Plummer is
just one year past great (see LT his last year), and are you
counting on Richard Dent to save SF?  

Dallas's weakness is in the run up the middle, does SF have that
ability?  I thought not.

I could go on, but I would just cause you to spew more "rah-rah"
garbage.  I agree that the 49'ers can beat the Cowboys on any
given Sunday, but if you are willing to blindly state that the
49'ers are better than the Cowboys, you probably don't even under
stand half of the reasons I have outlined above.

sorry.

*ice*

 
 
 

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Post by Daniel Wel » Fri, 14 Oct 1994 01:15:20

Quote:


>> BAD NEWS POKIES,The 49ers are Jelling and the Cowboys are JELL-O...
>> November 11th is coming COWPIES!

>Hey, Kilgore, get with the program; you're making us other 49er fans look
>bad.

Bob!  I think you almost hit it on the head there!  It would explain so
much.  Kilgore should not get with the program, Kilgore *is* a program.
It's an AI program designed to make 49er fans look bad by spouting such
inane drivel that it becomes an embarrassment.  Probably, the programmer
stole the code from "david_neal.c", and just changed the data files.

Daniel Welch
----
I don't mind being regarded as ***ed or unnatural, but I'd *die* if
people thought I was a Democrat.
        -- Florence King, on giving up ***ism

 
 
 

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Post by Bob Marsha » Thu, 13 Oct 1994 06:25:40


Quote:
> BAD NEWS POKIES,The 49ers are Jelling and the Cowboys are JELL-O...
> November 11th is coming COWPIES!

> We can beat the Lions...
> You can't...

> Were getting better..
> You've seen better days...

> Irvin won't beat us with Deoin & Emmitt can't beat alone...
> Troyboy s overrated...
> It's looking bleak in Little d...  

> WORRIED? You should be!

Hey, Kilgore, get with the program; you're making us other 49er fans look
bad. You've got things completely backwards. We don't huff-and-puff *before*
the games like the fans of all the other teams do; that's too easy. Instead
we are well-known for our whining *after* the games. Now *that's* a real
art.

But, if you're going to rant-and-rave about our team, at least try to be
a little bit realistic. If you think that we've gelled, then we are in
serious trouble; to "gel" means that you have gone as far as you're gonna
go. If this is as good as we're gonna get, it's gonna be a long season.

Hey, do you know CANCUNASS? Looks like he gave you some grammar lessons.

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Lockheed Missiles & Space Co.      \\    I'm just a soul whose intentions
Sunnyvale, CA                       \\     are good, Oh, Lord, please      

"I tell the truth 'cept when I lie"   \\       -Eric Burdon
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Post by Jeffrey Turbit » Fri, 14 Oct 1994 11:06:19

Quote:

>And I think I speak for all 49er fans when I say that "Kilgore Trout"'s
>comments above are not representative of the general consensus amongst us.
>In less flowery terms : he's a jerk (or an "idoit", as he would say). Looks

   I'm glad that 49er fans of a more fair minded and sensible bein are being
represented on this group.  Though they are the Cowboys rivals, I admire
guys like Jerry Rice.  And from the old school I admired Montana and Rathman,
but senseless bluster like Kilgore is prone to do ruins it a lot.  We need
more comments from reasonable niner fans.
 
 
 

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Post by Brian S Peasla » Thu, 13 Oct 1994 09:00:31

: BAD NEWS POKIES,The 49ers are Jelling and the Cowboys are JELL-O...
: November 11th is coming COWPIES!

: We can beat the Lions...
: You can't...

: Were getting better..
: You've seen better days...

: Irvin won't beat us with Deoin & Emmitt can't beat alone...
: Troyboy s overrated...
: It's looking bleak in Little d...  

: WORRIED? You should be!

: --
: NUKE the NRA.

Maybe you haven't seen the Niners play lately. 'nuff said.

 
 
 

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Post by Bob Marsha » Thu, 13 Oct 1994 10:33:41

Quote:


>>Irvin won't beat us with Deoin & Emmitt can't beat alone...
>>Troyboy s overrated...
>>It's looking bleak in Little d...  

>>WORRIED? You should be!

>     I think I speak for all cowboy fans when I say we're not worried in the
> least.  In watching both the 49ers and Dallas play yesterday I think it is
> clear who is jelling.

And I think I speak for all 49er fans when I say that "Kilgore Trout"'s
comments above are not representative of the general consensus amongst us.
In less flowery terms : he's a jerk (or an "idoit", as he would say). Looks
like he's doing a pretty job of baiting you guys, though...

The general feeling around here is that we're still running on seven
cylinders (we're a V8 team) for the time being, but that the odds are
excellent that we will make the playoffs (I'd give it a 90% chance), and
at that time we will (in all likelihood) be stronger than we are now, and
also more in synch. With all these new guys, on both offense and defense,
we have not yet GELLED (yes, it's spelled with a "g"), but we suspect that
it will happen this year before the playoffs. And that's all that matters,
doesn't it? In the meantime, I think most 49er fans (except Mr. Trout)
would admit that we are somewhat behind the Boys at this point in the
season, but we also feel that the Boys don't have a lot of opportunity for
improvement, while we have plenty of opportunity for improvement (due to
starters returning from injuries, and also due to the new players getting
more into the flow of things). Whether or not injuries will prevent us
from taking advantage of those opportunities remains to be seen, but
barring another massive wipeout of one individual unit (like we experienced
with the OL), I would expect the 49ers to be peaking at playoff time.

--
=============================================================================
Bob Marshall                      \\   Disclaimer :
Lockheed Missiles & Space Co.      \\    I'm just a soul whose intentions
Sunnyvale, CA                       \\     are good, Oh, Lord, please      

"I tell the truth 'cept when I lie"   \\       -Eric Burdon
=============================================================================

 
 
 

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Post by Michael D. Goettsch » Thu, 13 Oct 1994 13:27:20

Quote:
>> BAD NEWS POKIES,The 49ers are Jelling and the Cowboys are JELL-O...
>> November 11th is coming COWPIES!

>> We can beat the Lions...
>> You can't...

>> Were getting better..
>> You've seen better days...

>> Irvin won't beat us with Deoin & Emmitt can't beat alone...
>> Troyboy s overrated...
>> It's looking bleak in Little d...  

>> WORRIED? You should be!

Hmm, very interesting.  You'll see a slew of Irvin vs. Deion stats the
week before the game, and I don't think you'll like what you see.
That's why I was laughing when they got him....

Mike

 
 
 

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Post by Bill Gat » Fri, 14 Oct 1994 01:46:26


: >WORRIED? You should be!
:  
:     I think I speak for all cowboy fans when I say we're not worried in the
: least.  In watching both the 49ers and Dallas play yesterday I think it is
: clear who is jelling.
:     I guarantee a win aginst frisco just like a certain brilliant coach did
: last year.

I hope I speak for even more Cowboy fans when I say that I'm concerned about
the Eagles, 49ers, and Giants (probably in that order, if I had to rank them).
To look past any of these teams is silly, IMHO.

Bill

 
 
 

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Post by Christopher L. Tann » Sat, 15 Oct 1994 02:27:25


Quote:
>BAD NEWS POKIES,The 49ers are Jelling and the Cowboys are JELL-O...

Not jelled?....How about 38 points on the #2 defense in the NFL?
49ers record 4-2 winning %=.667
Cowboys      4-1 winning %=.800

        Check out the loss column and the winning percentage.
We will see when the Cowboys play your 9ers.

Quote:
>It's looking bleak in Little d...  

        Looking great in BIG D

Quote:

>WORRIED? You should be!

No, but it sounds like you are trying to reassure yourself.

Quote:
>--
>NUKE the NRA.

--
Chris


 
 
 

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Post by JIN HYUN K » Sun, 16 Oct 1994 03:02:43


writes:
Quote:

>>And I think I speak for all 49er fans when I say that "Kilgore Trout"'s
>>comments above are not representative of the general consensus amongst us.
>>In less flowery terms : he's a jerk (or an "idoit", as he would say). Looks

>   I'm glad that 49er fans of a more fair minded and sensible bein are being
>represented on this group.  Though they are the Cowboys rivals, I admire
>guys like Jerry Rice.  And from the old school I admired Montana and Rathman,
>but senseless bluster like Kilgore is prone to do ruins it a lot.  We need
>more comments from reasonable niner fans.

I agree also that more reasonable fans are needed all across the board.  Yes,
it's funny sometimes but Kilgore Trout's comments are not funny and he doesn't
do justice for himself by making all those moronic comments.  I'm a die-hard
Cowboys fan but I'd like to think of myself as a football fan first, and a
Cowboys fan second.
                                                    Jin