World Class, Booze Enhanced Pick 'em Show-Week 40- PICK UP YOUR DAMN FEET!!!

World Class, Booze Enhanced Pick 'em Show-Week 40- PICK UP YOUR DAMN FEET!!!

Post by Scott I. Ferrel » Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:54:16


It's a light slate of action this week. There's not much meat, and a
whole lotta pastry. So I thought that I'd pay a little tribute to the
element that makes college football better than the NFL.

Maching Bands.

Yes..you heard right. The guys and gals responsible for even the
non-musically inclined to whistle BOOMER SOONER!

Sadly, (or gladly) I was not blessed with any musical ability. That
"gift" went to the Old Man and my brother. Both percussion guys. Dad on
cymbals, Todd on those three drum set thingies.

Incidentially the line about feet comed from the Old Man, he says that
no one marches anymore, it's all walking nowadays.

<PA Announcer>
AND NOW FOR YOUR LISTENING ENJOYMENT THE WORLD RENOWN, MOSTLY FAMOUS,
USUALLY DRUNK PICK'EM SHOW MARCHING BAND!
<PA Announcer>

Last Week: 44-22
Season: 154-44

Texas A&M at Miami

What has gotten into the Big Twelve? They've developed all kinds of
ballsack. Scheduling quality opponents? On the Road? What gives? I bet
there is some sort of sheep relocation project involved. Miami is a
fraud in 2007. We've seen it, beat cupcakes get asshammered by Oklahoma.
Dem Aggies are not as pathetic as I've seen them in past years. This
looks like a team that just might make some noise....until they go and
do something Aggie-like....say lose to Baylor. But that's in the future.
for now I like the Aggies run game against a soft and pulpy Miami D.

Fightin' Texas Aggie Band over the Band of the Hour 35-21
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Herd of Thunder over the Marching Tar Heels 42-17
Marching ***ians over the W&M Pep Band 62-3
Screaming Eagles over the the United State Military Academy Marching
Band 30-3
Wake Forest Marching Band over The Mighty Sound of Maryland 24-17
Georgia Tech MB over Cavalier MB 17-7
Tiger Band over the Power Sound of the South 24-6
United States Naval Academy Marching Band over the D.U.M.B 21-20
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Syracuse at Louisville

For a program that dropped football in 2004, Syracuse is still going to
send the band for this "match-up". The only prayer for the Orange is if
they show up wearing dark blue. Louisville is not going to be a
courteous host at the Pizza Joint.

Univ. Of Louisville MB over S.U.M.B 52-3
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pitt Band over UCONN MB 13-7
Pride of West ***ia over the Marching Pirates 47-35
Bearcat MB over the Marching Thunder 45-10
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Penn State at Michigan

I figured I'd learn one of two things last week 1) Michigan was so
mentally ***ed by the loss to Appy State that they were so hungover
(and so ill-equipped to defend the spread) that Oregon played
Whack-a-Wolverine, but once the cobwebs were cleared, the superor talent
would wax the Irish or 2) Michigan was mentally ***ed period, and it
would be 1984 all over again.

As for the Nits, very impressive slaughtering all the sheep that have
wandered into Happy Valley. Kudos. Good job. I will admt that because my
cable does not get Big Ten network, the only game I saw of PSU was the
Irish ***letting. So nothing can be gleaned. Sometimes you have to go
with voodoo. I'm not predicting a 1997 style thwacking...more of a 2005
classic.

Michigan Marching Band over the Penn State Blue Band 26-20
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Marching Hundred over Marching Illini 31-17
Best Damn Band in the Land over the Wildcat Marching Band 28-7
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Michigan State at Notre Dame

I'm about to make Deb very, very, very made at me.

I guaran-damn-tee Michigan State will rampage through South Bend and
take the Fat Boy's pudding.

If they *** it up...Grey Goose is on me.

Spartan Marching Band over the Band of the Fighting Irish 35-0
------------------------------------------------------------------------
UWMB over Hawkeye MB 20-12
All-American Marching Band over the Minnesota Marching ***pile 47-10
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Texas Tech at Oklahoma State

Let me see....lose to a mediocre Georgia team, lose to a SUN BELT TEAM.

Mike is going for a hunnerd. Bet Mia's mortgage.

Goin' Band from Raiderland over the Cowboy Marching Band 72-35
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pride over Oklahoma over the Sound of the Golden Hurricane 60-28
Cornhusker MB over the Pride of Mid-America 55-10
Marching Mizzou over the Big Red Marching Machine 49-13
Golden Buffalo MB over Miami U MB 10-6
Golden Wave Mb over the Thunder of the East 27-17
Showband of the SouthWest over the Marching Owl Band 62-3
Rocket MB over Cyclone MB 21-17
Marching Jayhawks over Golden Panther Band 45-0
------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMU at TCU

I love me good Holy War. How about you?

SMU has absolutely no defense. TCU has barely any offense. Whoop!

Horned Frog Band over Mustang Band 27-10
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Marching Knights over The Mighty Sound of the South 35-21
Spirit of Houston over the CSU MB 24-20
Tulane MB over The Spirit of the Southland 35-7
Marching Miners over the Ocean of Soul 37-10
Band of Blue over Big Red MB 41-20
Western Thunder over the Marching 110 26-13
Chippewa MB over the Gold Star MB 28-7
Zips MB over the Marching Golden Flashes 24-21
EMU MB over the Marching Bison 21-10
Vandal MB over the Pride of the Midwest 23-20
Falcon MB over the Diamond MB 22-17
Bronco MB over CCSU MB 50-6
Spirit MB over Sac State MB 47-16
Marching Utes over the Star of Nevada MB 44-6
United State Air Force MB over the Pride of the Wasatch 35-31
Marching Aztecs over Portland State University Band 28-3
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Washington at UCLA

Both teams lost, but at leat U-Dub didn't lose to Utah. By 38.
Miami(Fraud) and UCLA oughta get into the same bowl game...we'll call it
the Phony Bowl. Nothing else, just wanted to tweak UCLA.

Husky MB ove Bruin MB 33-17
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cal MB over Pride of Arizona 45-13
Spirit of Troy over Cougar MB 49-21
Sun Devil MB over OSU MB 44-33
Oregon MB over Leland Stanford Junior College Marching Band 42-7
------------------------------------------------------------------------
New Mexico State at Auburn

If I actually put money on any of these picks, I'd be dog ass broke.
Especially if I bet on Aubrun. Look losing in OT to USF is one thing.
That kind of thing happens. But to get CROOMED is another thing
altogether. What the hell...the ceiling falls in on Tooberville.

Pride of New Mexico over The Auburn Marching Band 20-17
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pride of the Southland over the Marching Indians 28-17
Pride of the Sunshine State Fightin' Gator Band over the Pride of the
South 59-17
Million Dollar Band over the Redcoat Band 23-16
Famous Maroon Band over the Gardner-Webb MB 31-0
Wildcat MB over Razorback MB 45-41
Golden Band from Tigerland over the Mighty Sound of the Southeast 31-10
Owl Marching Band (FAU) over the Green Brigade MB 45-28
Sound of the South over the Pride of Acadiana 34-21
Spartan MB (SJSU) over Aggie MB (USU) 24-10
Rainbow Warrior MB over Chas Southern (NO BAND) 66-3

60 games

SOUND OFF!

SIF

 
 
 

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Post by deb.rube.. » Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:04:57



Quote:
> Michigan State at Notre Dame

> I'm about to make Deb very, very, very made at me.

> I guaran-damn-tee Michigan State will rampage through South Bend and
> take the Fat Boy's pudding.

> If they *** it up...Grey Goose is on me.

> Spartan Marching Band over the Band of the Fighting Irish 35-0

<other brilliance snipped for b/w>

As a former band-ade (marched percussion in HS and 4 weeks of Drum N
Bugle in basick) I appaude your show this week but..

You are So Dambed Wrong.

Notre Damb is PISSED.  They are more frustrated than a fat ugly guy at
a singles bar----they are looking to ram their Tool of Utter Hatred in
the nearest oriface, and unfortunately that is gonna be the gapping
willing opening of the poor Sparties....

Mrs Mookie
...you can mark that box "lamps" when you send it to me....

 
 
 

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Post by Damon Hyne » Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:29:56

Quote:
> Mrs Mookie
> ...you can mark that box "lamps" when you send it to me....

TMML.  Hey, it works for North Korea, Syria and Iran...

--
"Damn, Billy Clyde. I'm gonna haul my ass up to New York one of these
days--all them Italian and Jewish women with big titties..."

http://www.opensecrets.us/
http://damonscotthynes.blogspot.com/

 
 
 

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Post by OrangeDoo » Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:58:18

A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE, "Scott

Quote:
> It's a light slate of action this week. There's not much meat,
> and a whole lotta pastry. So I thought that I'd pay a little
> tribute to the element that makes college football better than
> the NFL.

> Maching Bands.

> Yes..you heard right. The guys and gals responsible for even the
> non-musically inclined to whistle BOOMER SOONER!

Oh gee, another band fag. Shocked am I.

--
Cheers,
--Jeff
Read the FAQ. It was wrote for idots like yew.
http://www.rsfckers.com/faq.htm

"There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of
God's green Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
                                        --Frank Zappa

 
 
 

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Post by jimbrown.. » Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:12:00



Quote:


> > Michigan State at Notre Dame

> > I'm about to make Deb very, very, very made at me.

> > I guaran-damn-tee Michigan State will rampage through South Bend and
> > take the Fat Boy's pudding.

> > If they *** it up...Grey Goose is on me.

> > Spartan Marching Band over the Band of the Fighting Irish 35-0

> <other brilliance snipped for b/w>

> As a former band-ade (marched percussion in HS and 4 weeks of Drum N
> Bugle in basick) I appaude your show this week but..

> You are So Dambed Wrong.

> Notre Damb is PISSED.  They are more frustrated than a fat ugly guy at
> a singles bar----they are looking to ram their Tool of Utter Hatred in
> the nearest oriface, and unfortunately that is gonna be the gapping
> willing opening of the poor Sparties....

You paint a helluva picture.

- Show quoted text -

Quote:

> Mrs Mookie
> ...you can mark that box "lamps" when you send it to me....

 
 
 

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Post by Scott I. Ferrel » Sat, 22 Sep 2007 15:07:07

Quote:

> Texas A&M at Miami

> What has gotten into the Big Twelve? They've developed all kinds of
> ballsack. Scheduling quality opponents? On the Road? What gives? I bet
> there is some sort of sheep relocation project involved. Miami is a
> fraud in 2007. We've seen it, beat cupcakes get asshammered by Oklahoma.
> Dem Aggies are not as pathetic as I've seen them in past years. This
> looks like a team that just might make some noise....until they go and
> do something Aggie-like....say lose to Baylor. But that's in the future.
> for now I like the Aggies run game against a soft and pulpy Miami D.

> Fightin' Texas Aggie Band over the Band of the Hour 35-21
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

Now I have becoms Death, Destroyer of Aggies.

SIF