Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Chris Boy » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:53:13


Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
cliff and jump.

 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Peac » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:32:05

Quote:

> Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
> put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

Um, is this literal, figurative and, if so, are sausages what I think
they are?

Quote:

> If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
> cliff and jump.

Clubs +  Cute Chyks = Bad Combination All Around..... especially if
it's not a long term relationship.

Peach

 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Chris Boy » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:18:06

Quote:


> > Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
> > put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

> Um, is this literal, figurative and, if so, are sausages what I think
> they are?

> > If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
> > cliff and jump.

> Clubs +  Cute Chyks = Bad Combination All Around..... especially if
> it's not a long term relationship.

I'm now on the other end of the question that guys always ask "Why
aren't there any good looking women at this bar?"

 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Tonawanda Karde » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:20:51

Quote:

> Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
> put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

> If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
> cliff and jump.

Oh muscle up and kick some ass, ***.
 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by MoParMa » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:21:51


Quote:



>> > Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
>> > put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

>> Um, is this literal, figurative and, if so, are sausages what I think
>> they are?

>> > If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
>> > cliff and jump.

>> Clubs +  Cute Chyks = Bad Combination All Around..... especially if
>> it's not a long term relationship.

> I'm now on the other end of the question that guys always ask "Why
> aren't there any good looking women at this bar?"

There are,     at closing time.

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Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Chris Boy » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:23:53

Quote:


> > Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
> > put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

> Um, is this literal, figurative and, if so, are sausages what I think
> they are?

In Pisa, Italy, there is a tourist attraction called the Leaning Tower
Of Sausage.
 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Chris Boy » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:24:31

Quote:


> > Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
> > put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

> > If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
> > cliff and jump.

> Oh muscle up and kick some ass, ***.

No *** is worth broken ribs.
 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Tonawanda Karde » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:37:57

Quote:



> > > Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
> > > put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

> > > If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
> > > cliff and jump.

> > Oh muscle up and kick some ass, ***.

> No *** is worth broken ribs.

Who said anything about broken ribs? Just do the five-point palm
exploding heart technique on them and waltz away with all the *** in
the joint, Chris.

Duh.

 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by rich hammet » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:49:46

Minun olisi pit?nyt tiet??, olisi pit?nyt tiet??,
olisi pit?nyt tiet?? KUKA SIN? OLET, Chris Boyd:

Quote:


>> > Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
>> > put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

>> > If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
>> > cliff and jump.

>> Oh muscle up and kick some ass, ***.
> No *** is worth broken ribs.

If she's not running away from that kind of attention
without your help, then you don't want what she's got,
anyway.  I mean, you can't even get shots for some of
that stuff.

rich
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Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Peac » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:49:40

Quote:



> > > Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
> > > put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

> > Um, is this literal, figurative and, if so, are sausages what I think
> > they are?

> > > If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
> > > cliff and jump.

> > Clubs +  Cute Chyks = Bad Combination All Around..... especially if
> > it's not a long term relationship.

> I'm now on the other end of the question that guys always ask "Why
> aren't there any good looking women at this bar?"

I haven't been at a bar in....I don't remember when.  Although I'm out
of your age range probably. ;-)

Peach

 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Chris Boy » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:49:46

Quote:




> > > > Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
> > > > put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

> > > > If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
> > > > cliff and jump.

> > > Oh muscle up and kick some ass, ***.

> > No *** is worth broken ribs.

> Who said anything about broken ribs? Just do the five-point palm
> exploding heart technique on them and waltz away with all the *** in
> the joint, Chris.

> Duh.

Thanks, I'm going to join the Hells Angels now.  I think they have a
website signup form.
 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Chris Boy » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:01:49

Quote:

> Minun olisi pit?nyt tiet??, olisi pit?nyt tiet??,
> olisi pit?nyt tiet?? KUKA SIN? OLET, Chris Boyd:



> >> > Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
> >> > put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

> >> > If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
> >> > cliff and jump.

> >> Oh muscle up and kick some ass, ***.

> > No *** is worth broken ribs.

> If she's not running away from that kind of attention
> without your help, then you don't want what she's got,
> anyway.  I mean, you can't even get shots for some of
> that stuff.

Sigh.
 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by John Roger » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:51:08


like... your opinion man.

Quote:
>Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
>put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

>If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
>cliff and jump.

Was she rubbing back?

If so, did you slap da *** up?

John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta

"I will choose a path thats clear.
 I will choose free will."

 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Tom » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:07:19



Quote:



>> > Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
>> > put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

>> Um, is this literal, figurative and, if so, are sausages what I think
>> they are?

>> > If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
>> > cliff and jump.

>> Clubs +  Cute Chyks = Bad Combination All Around..... especially if
>> it's not a long term relationship.

> I'm now on the other end of the question that guys always ask "Why
> aren't there any good looking women at this bar?"

Dood, it's KC.  Rhetoric question I know, but figgered I point out the
obvious.

What bar?

 
 
 

Good solid advice for average-to-cute looking guys out there

Post by Tonawanda Karde » Wed, 16 Aug 2006 15:38:51

Quote:


> like... your opinion man.

> >Don't take a cute girl to a meat-market club unless you're willing to
> >put up with 5 or more bigger guys rubbing their sausages on your girl.

> >If you're like me and you're almost 30 and you forget this, find a
> >cliff and jump.

> Was she rubbing back?

> If so, did you slap da *** up?

Slap da 'ho'!