Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

Post by Harry Boswel » Sat, 28 Aug 1999 04:00:00


Trying to avoid working on that sermon again, Padre?

(nice song, though)

: (Apologies to Billy Shears)

: It was twenty years ago today
: Mr. Hayden came to I-o-way
: Well, he took us in and out of bowls
: And we even stood atop the polls
: But suddenly the tables turned
: Is this the first of many years
: For Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans?

: We're Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans
: We hope you don't enjoy the show
: We're Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans
: You'll spank us till our buttocks glow
: Sgt. Hulka's Lonely, Sgt. Hulka's Lonely
: Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

: It's horrible to be here
: Without Kahlil Hill
: Just showing up took lots of guts
: We really beg you not to RUTS
: Have mercy on our butts

: I don't really want to sound depressed
: We'll go 4 and 7 at the best
: I can really feel it in my bones
: That at least we're gonna beat the Clones
: So lemme introduce to you
: The coach we signed for seven years
: And Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

: (Sevvvvv . . . ennnnn . . . YEEEEEEEEARRRRS!)

: What would you do if I beat ISU?
: (We would throw a party in the streets)
: What would you do if I RUTSed on NU?
: (We would wake up; then we'd change the sheets)

: Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
: 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
: Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10

: What would you think if we went 8 and 3?
: (We would think, "Hey Kirkie, welcome back!")
: What would you think if we lost on TV?
: (We would think, "We oughta join the MAC.")

: Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
: 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
: Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10

: (Do you need anybody?)
: You got any good running backs?
: (Could it be anybody?)
: We've got so many obvious lacks . . .

: Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
: 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
: Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10,
: To the cellar of the Big TEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!

: --mh

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Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

Post by jim andre » Sat, 28 Aug 1999 04:00:00



Quote:
> Trying to avoid working on that sermon again, Padre?

> (nice song, though)

I missed the original post, but I give it a 9.5/10.  Outstanding.

jim andrews

 
 
 

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Post by Chris Boy » Sat, 28 Aug 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
> (Apologies to Billy Shears)

> It was twenty years ago today
> Mr. Hayden came to I-o-way
> Well, he took us in and out of bowls
> And we even stood atop the polls
> But suddenly the tables turned
> Is this the first of many years
> For Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans?

> We're Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans
> We hope you don't enjoy the show
> We're Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans
> You'll spank us till our buttocks glow
> Sgt. Hulka's Lonely, Sgt. Hulka's Lonely
> Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

> It's horrible to be here
> Without Kahlil Hill
> Just showing up took lots of guts
> We really beg you not to RUTS
> Have mercy on our butts

> I don't really want to sound depressed
> We'll go 4 and 7 at the best
> I can really feel it in my bones
> That at least we're gonna beat the Clones
> So lemme introduce to you
> The coach we signed for seven years
> And Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

> (Sevvvvv . . . ennnnn . . . YEEEEEEEEARRRRS!)

> What would you do if I beat ISU?
> (We would throw a party in the streets)
> What would you do if I RUTSed on NU?
> (We would wake up; then we'd change the sheets)

> Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
> 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
> Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10

> What would you think if we went 8 and 3?
> (We would think, "Hey Kirkie, welcome back!")
> What would you think if we lost on TV?
> (We would think, "We oughta join the MAC.")

> Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
> 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
> Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10

> (Do you need anybody?)
> You got any good running backs?
> (Could it be anybody?)
> We've got so many obvious lacks . . .

> Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
> 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
> Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10,
> To the cellar of the Big TEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!

Dude.

Get your band and start recording these.  Make me an rsfc CD, I'll pay.

 
 
 

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Post by Mike Masi » Sat, 28 Aug 1999 04:00:00

Quote:


> know why you wrote this:



> >> (Apologies to Billy Shears)

> >> It was twenty years ago today
> >> Mr. Hayden came to I-o-way
> >> Well, he took us in and out of bowls
> >> And we even stood atop the polls
> >> But suddenly the tables turned
> >> Is this the first of many years
> >> For Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans?

> >> We're Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans
> >> We hope you don't enjoy the show
> >> We're Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans
> >> You'll spank us till our buttocks glow
> >> Sgt. Hulka's Lonely, Sgt. Hulka's Lonely
> >> Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

> >> It's horrible to be here
> >> Without Kahlil Hill
> >> Just showing up took lots of guts
> >> We really beg you not to RUTS
> >> Have mercy on our butts

> >> I don't really want to sound depressed
> >> We'll go 4 and 7 at the best
> >> I can really feel it in my bones
> >> That at least we're gonna beat the Clones
> >> So lemme introduce to you
> >> The coach we signed for seven years
> >> And Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

> >> (Sevvvvv . . . ennnnn . . . YEEEEEEEEARRRRS!)

> >> What would you do if I beat ISU?
> >> (We would throw a party in the streets)
> >> What would you do if I RUTSed on NU?
> >> (We would wake up; then we'd change the sheets)

> >> Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
> >> 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
> >> Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10

> >> What would you think if we went 8 and 3?
> >> (We would think, "Hey Kirkie, welcome back!")
> >> What would you think if we lost on TV?
> >> (We would think, "We oughta join the MAC.")

> >> Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
> >> 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
> >> Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10

> >> (Do you need anybody?)
> >> You got any good running backs?
> >> (Could it be anybody?)
> >> We've got so many obvious lacks . . .

> >> Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
> >> 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
> >> Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10,
> >> To the cellar of the Big TEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!

> >Dude.

> >Get your band and start recording these.  Make me an rsfc CD, I'll pay.
>                    ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^
> <gp>

> --mh
> (maybe we should do an RSFC sampler?)

Whittmanist!
 
 
 

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Post by Trent Woodru » Sat, 28 Aug 1999 04:00:00

Quote:
>Harry Boswell was cut from the Oregon State football team for saying...
>Trying to avoid working on that sermon again, Padre?
>(nice song, though)

Pales in comparison to The Fudd Shack, though...

Trent

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Post by Raymond Chuan » Sat, 28 Aug 1999 04:00:00


[Long Sgt. Pepper's parody snipped]

Methinks you have a bit too much time on your hands--or you feel sorry for
the Hawkeyes. ;)

--
Raymond in Mountain View, CA

 
 
 

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Post by Jim Lea » Sat, 28 Aug 1999 04:00:00

In article

Quote:

> (Apologies to Billy Shears)

> It was twenty years ago today
> Mr. Hayden came to I-o-way
> Well, he took us in and out of bowls
> And we even stood atop the polls
> But suddenly the tables turned
> Is this the first of many years
> For Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans?

> We're Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans
> We hope you don't enjoy the show
> We're Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans
> You'll spank us till our buttocks glow
> Sgt. Hulka's Lonely, Sgt. Hulka's Lonely
> Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

> It's horrible to be here
> Without Kahlil Hill
> Just showing up took lots of guts
> We really beg you not to RUTS
> Have mercy on our butts

> I don't really want to sound depressed
> We'll go 4 and 7 at the best
> I can really feel it in my bones
> That at least we're gonna beat the Clones
> So lemme introduce to you
> The coach we signed for seven years
> And Sgt. Hulka's Lonely Hawkeye Fans

> (Sevvvvv . . . ennnnn . . . YEEEEEEEEARRRRS!)

> What would you do if I beat ISU?
> (We would throw a party in the streets)
> What would you do if I RUTSed on NU?
> (We would wake up; then we'd change the sheets)

> Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
> 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
> Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10

> What would you think if we went 8 and 3?
> (We would think, "Hey Kirkie, welcome back!")
> What would you think if we lost on TV?
> (We would think, "We oughta join the MAC.")

> Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
> 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
> Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10

> (Do you need anybody?)
> You got any good running backs?
> (Could it be anybody?)
> We've got so many obvious lacks . . .

> Oh, we'll be high in the cellar of the Big 10
> 3 and 5 in the cellar of the Big 10
> Take a dive to the cellar of the Big 10,
> To the cellar of the Big TEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!

> --mh

That fkn rooled, Hawkeye.  

Jim Leahy (the competition for parodies this year is going to be good!)