How many UT students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Fifty - one to***it in, and the other 49 to complain because a

person of

their race, gender, or *** preference didn't get to***in the

lightbulb.

How many Rice students does it take toscrew in a lightbulb?

One to***it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the

stress of

screwing it in by running *** through campus.

How many TCU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Four - one to call Daddy to do it and theother three to find the perfect

coordinating J. Crew outfits.

How many Texas Tech students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

All of them: One to***it in and the rest of the students to try

desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in

lightbulb screwing.

How many U of Houston students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Irrelevant.

How many Univ North Texas students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Who cares?

How many Baylor students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

None. They aren't allowed to do that in Waco.

How many SMU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Two. One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to

***the bulb in.

How many Aggies does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Three - one to***it in, one to call it a tradition and the other

to lead the yell "Screw The Hell Outta the Lightbulb!"

SWT Students?

4 - One to***it in, two to laugh uncontrollably at the ***

connotations and one to load the bong.

GT-note: I do fit in well here.

Sam Houston State Students?

None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.