Texas college lightbulb jokes

Texas college lightbulb jokes

Post by Glenn Tanne » Sat, 06 Nov 1999 04:00:00


How many UT students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Fifty - one to***it in, and the other 49 to complain because a
person of
their race, gender, or *** preference didn't get to***in the
lightbulb.

How many Rice students does it take toscrew in a lightbulb?

One to***it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the
stress of
screwing it in by running *** through campus.

How many TCU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Four - one to call Daddy to do it and theother three to find the perfect

coordinating J. Crew outfits.

How many Texas Tech students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

All of them: One to***it in and the rest of the students to try
desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in
lightbulb screwing.

How many U of Houston students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Irrelevant.

How many Univ North Texas students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Who cares?

How many Baylor students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

None.  They aren't allowed to do that in Waco.

How many SMU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Two. One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to
***the bulb in.

How many Aggies does it take to***in a lightbulb?

Three - one to***it in, one to call it a tradition and the other
to lead the yell "Screw The Hell Outta the Lightbulb!"

SWT Students?

4 - One to***it in, two to laugh uncontrollably at the ***
connotations and one to load the bong.

GT-note: I do fit in well here.

Sam Houston State Students?

None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.

 
 
 

Texas college lightbulb jokes

Post by Daryl D. Spillman » Sat, 06 Nov 1999 04:00:00

Quote:

> How many UT students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> Fifty - one to***it in, and the other 49 to complain because a
> person of
> their race, gender, or *** preference didn't get to***in the
> lightbulb.

> How many Rice students does it take toscrew in a lightbulb?

> One to***it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the
> stress of
> screwing it in by running *** through campus.

> How many TCU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> Four - one to call Daddy to do it and theother three to find the perfect

> coordinating J. Crew outfits.

> How many Texas Tech students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> All of them: One to***it in and the rest of the students to try
> desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in
> lightbulb screwing.

> How many U of Houston students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> Irrelevant.

> How many Univ North Texas students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> Who cares?

> How many Baylor students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> None.  They aren't allowed to do that in Waco.

> How many SMU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> Two. One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to
>***the bulb in.

> How many Aggies does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> Three - one to***it in, one to call it a tradition and the other
> to lead the yell "Screw The Hell Outta the Lightbulb!"

> SWT Students?

> 4 - One to***it in, two to laugh uncontrollably at the ***
> connotations and one to load the bong.

> GT-note: I do fit in well here.

> Sam Houston State Students?

> None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.

I'm still trying to figure out how many Austin College
students it takes to***in a light bulb.

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Texas college lightbulb jokes

Post by Trace Magi » Sat, 06 Nov 1999 04:00:00

On Fri, 05 Nov 1999 08:47:28 -0600, "Daryl D. Spillmann"

Quote:


>> How many UT students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> Fifty - one to***it in, and the other 49 to complain because a
>> person of
>> their race, gender, or *** preference didn't get to***in the
>> lightbulb.

>> How many Rice students does it take toscrew in a lightbulb?

>> One to***it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the
>> stress of
>> screwing it in by running *** through campus.

>> How many TCU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> Four - one to call Daddy to do it and theother three to find the perfect

>> coordinating J. Crew outfits.

>> How many Texas Tech students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> All of them: One to***it in and the rest of the students to try
>> desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in
>> lightbulb screwing.

>> How many U of Houston students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> Irrelevant.

>> How many Univ North Texas students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> Who cares?

>> How many Baylor students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> None.  They aren't allowed to do that in Waco.

>> How many SMU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> Two. One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to
>>***the bulb in.

>> How many Aggies does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> Three - one to***it in, one to call it a tradition and the other
>> to lead the yell "Screw The Hell Outta the Lightbulb!"

>> SWT Students?

>> 4 - One to***it in, two to laugh uncontrollably at the ***
>> connotations and one to load the bong.

>> GT-note: I do fit in well here.

>> Sam Houston State Students?

>> None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.

>I'm still trying to figure out how many Austin College
>students it takes to***in a light bulb.

HAHAHA!!!  THE CZXAR IS A FR34KING MUSHR000M!!!

HE DOSE NOT C4R3  1F IT IS LIGHT OR NOT.....

Trace

 
 
 

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Post by jim andre » Sat, 06 Nov 1999 04:00:00


Quote:

> > How many UT students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> > Fifty - one to***it in, and the other 49 to complain because a
> > person of
> > their race, gender, or *** preference didn't get to***in the
> > lightbulb.

> > How many Rice students does it take toscrew in a lightbulb?

> > One to***it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the
> > stress of
> > screwing it in by running *** through campus.

> > How many TCU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> > Four - one to call Daddy to do it and theother three to find the perfect

> > coordinating J. Crew outfits.

> > How many Texas Tech students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> > All of them: One to***it in and the rest of the students to try
> > desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in
> > lightbulb screwing.

> > How many U of Houston students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> > Irrelevant.

> > How many Univ North Texas students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> > Who cares?

> > How many Baylor students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> > None.  They aren't allowed to do that in Waco.

> > How many SMU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> > Two. One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to
> >***the bulb in.

> > How many Aggies does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> > Three - one to***it in, one to call it a tradition and the other
> > to lead the yell "Screw The Hell Outta the Lightbulb!"

> > SWT Students?

> > 4 - One to***it in, two to laugh uncontrollably at the ***
> > connotations and one to load the bong.

> > GT-note: I do fit in well here.

> > Sam Houston State Students?

> > None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.

> I'm still trying to figure out how many Austin College
> students it takes to***in a light bulb.

I think if I'd gone to Austin College I'd call myself "jim andaroos".

jim andrews

 
 
 

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Post by Justin Greenfie » Sat, 06 Nov 1999 04:00:00

On Fri, 5 Nov 1999 10:19:58 -0600,

Quote:


>> > How many UT students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> > Fifty - one to***it in, and the other 49 to complain because a
>> > person of
>> > their race, gender, or *** preference didn't get to***in the
>> > lightbulb.

>> > How many Rice students does it take toscrew in a lightbulb?

>> > One to***it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the
>> > stress of
>> > screwing it in by running *** through campus.

>> > How many TCU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> > Four - one to call Daddy to do it and theother three to find the perfect

>> > coordinating J. Crew outfits.

>> > How many Texas Tech students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> > All of them: One to***it in and the rest of the students to try
>> > desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in
>> > lightbulb screwing.

>> > How many U of Houston students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> > Irrelevant.

>> > How many Univ North Texas students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> > Who cares?

>> > How many Baylor students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> > None.  They aren't allowed to do that in Waco.

>> > How many SMU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> > Two. One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to
>> >***the bulb in.

>> > How many Aggies does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>> > Three - one to***it in, one to call it a tradition and the other
>> > to lead the yell "Screw The Hell Outta the Lightbulb!"

>> > SWT Students?

>> > 4 - One to***it in, two to laugh uncontrollably at the ***
>> > connotations and one to load the bong.

>> > GT-note: I do fit in well here.

>> > Sam Houston State Students?

>> > None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.

>> I'm still trying to figure out how many Austin College
>> students it takes to***in a light bulb.

>I think if I'd gone to Austin College I'd call myself "jim andaroos".

>jim andrews

if i wuz there i would of knocked all the stuff off the shelfs.

-justin

 
 
 

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Post by jim andre » Sat, 06 Nov 1999 04:00:00


says...

Quote:
> On Fri, 5 Nov 1999 10:19:58 -0600,



> >> > How many UT students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> >> > Fifty - one to***it in, and the other 49 to complain because a
> >> > person of
> >> > their race, gender, or *** preference didn't get to***in the
> >> > lightbulb.

> >> > How many Rice students does it take toscrew in a lightbulb?

> >> > One to***it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the
> >> > stress of
> >> > screwing it in by running *** through campus.

> >> > How many TCU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> >> > Four - one to call Daddy to do it and theother three to find the perfect

> >> > coordinating J. Crew outfits.

> >> > How many Texas Tech students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> >> > All of them: One to***it in and the rest of the students to try
> >> > desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in
> >> > lightbulb screwing.

> >> > How many U of Houston students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> >> > Irrelevant.

> >> > How many Univ North Texas students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> >> > Who cares?

> >> > How many Baylor students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> >> > None.  They aren't allowed to do that in Waco.

> >> > How many SMU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> >> > Two. One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to
> >> >***the bulb in.

> >> > How many Aggies does it take to***in a lightbulb?

> >> > Three - one to***it in, one to call it a tradition and the other
> >> > to lead the yell "Screw The Hell Outta the Lightbulb!"

> >> > SWT Students?

> >> > 4 - One to***it in, two to laugh uncontrollably at the ***
> >> > connotations and one to load the bong.

> >> > GT-note: I do fit in well here.

> >> > Sam Houston State Students?

> >> > None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.

> >> I'm still trying to figure out how many Austin College
> >> students it takes to***in a light bulb.

> >I think if I'd gone to Austin College I'd call myself "jim andaroos".

> >jim andrews

> if i wuz there i would of knocked all the stuff off the shelfs.

Well, yeah, but you're like a skate-punk or something.  I'm peaceful.

jim andaroos

 
 
 

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Post by Scott Harp » Sat, 06 Nov 1999 04:00:00

Quote:

>On Fri, 5 Nov 1999 10:19:58 -0600,



>>> > How many UT students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>>> > Fifty - one to***it in, and the other 49 to complain because a
>>> > person of
>>> > their race, gender, or *** preference didn't get to***in the
>>> > lightbulb.

>>> > How many Rice students does it take toscrew in a lightbulb?

>>> > One to***it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the
>>> > stress of
>>> > screwing it in by running *** through campus.

>>> > How many TCU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>>> > Four - one to call Daddy to do it and theother three to find the perfect

>>> > coordinating J. Crew outfits.

>>> > How many Texas Tech students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>>> > All of them: One to***it in and the rest of the students to try
>>> > desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in
>>> > lightbulb screwing.

>>> > How many U of Houston students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>>> > Irrelevant.

>>> > How many Univ North Texas students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>>> > Who cares?

>>> > How many Baylor students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>>> > None.  They aren't allowed to do that in Waco.

>>> > How many SMU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>>> > Two. One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to
>>> >***the bulb in.

>>> > How many Aggies does it take to***in a lightbulb?

>>> > Three - one to***it in, one to call it a tradition and the other
>>> > to lead the yell "Screw The Hell Outta the Lightbulb!"

>>> > SWT Students?

>>> > 4 - One to***it in, two to laugh uncontrollably at the ***
>>> > connotations and one to load the bong.

>>> > GT-note: I do fit in well here.

>>> > Sam Houston State Students?

>>> > None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.

>>> I'm still trying to figure out how many Austin College
>>> students it takes to***in a light bulb.

>>I think if I'd gone to Austin College I'd call myself "jim andaroos".

>>jim andrews

>if i wuz there i would of knocked all the stuff off the shelfs.

>-justin

Your probly a fukkin cop.

harp
austin,tx

 
 
 

Texas college lightbulb jokes

Post by Czar Christopher » Sat, 06 Nov 1999 04:00:00


:>
:> How many UT students does it take to***in a lightbulb?
:>
:> Fifty - one to***it in, and the other 49 to complain because a
:> person of
:> their race, gender, or *** preference didn't get to***in the
:> lightbulb.
:>
:> > >>>>>
:>
:> How many Rice students does it take toscrew in a lightbulb?
:>
:> One to***it in and the rest of the student body to relieve the
:> stress of
:> screwing it in by running *** through campus.
:>
:> > >>>>>
:>
:> How many TCU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?
:>
:> Four - one to call Daddy to do it and theother three to find the perfect
:>
:> coordinating J. Crew outfits.
:>
:> > >>>>>
:>
:> How many Texas Tech students does it take to***in a lightbulb?
:>
:> All of them: One to***it in and the rest of the students to try
:> desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in
:> lightbulb screwing.
:>
:> > >>>>>
:>
:> How many U of Houston students does it take to***in a lightbulb?
:>
:> Irrelevant.
:>
:> > >>>>>
:>
:> How many Univ North Texas students does it take to***in a lightbulb?
:>
:> Who cares?
:>
:> > >>>>>
:>
:> How many Baylor students does it take to***in a lightbulb?
:>
:> None.  They aren't allowed to do that in Waco.
:>
:> > >>>>>
:>
:> How many SMU students does it take to***in a lightbulb?
:>
:> Two. One to make the martinis and the other to hire someone else to
:>***the bulb in.
:>
:> > >>>>>
:>
:> How many Aggies does it take to***in a lightbulb?
:>
:> Three - one to***it in, one to call it a tradition and the other
:> to lead the yell "Screw The Hell Outta the Lightbulb!"
:>
:> > >>>>>
:>
:> SWT Students?
:>
:> 4 - One to***it in, two to laugh uncontrollably at the ***
:> connotations and one to load the bong.
:>
:> GT-note: I do fit in well here.
:>
:> > >>>>>
:>
:> Sam Houston State Students?
:>
:> None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.
:
:
:
:
: I'm still trying to figure out how many Austin College
: students it takes to***in a light bulb.

AC students don't fit in lightbulbs.

--
Czar Christopher I                        rec.sport.football.college
       "The Horns won and no-one cares."  --Mathews Thundyil

 
 
 

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Post by Dustin Christma » Sat, 06 Nov 1999 04:00:00


Quote:
>Sam Houston State Students?

>None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.

You know, I was about to say something smartalecky here, except that it really
does apply for half of the Sam students/alumni that I know.

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Post by Jimmy A. Roberts-Mill » Sun, 07 Nov 1999 04:00:00

Quote:


>>Sam Houston State Students?

>>None - they would just move back into their parents' house in Houston.

>You know, I was about to say something smartalecky here, except that it really
>does apply for half of the Sam students/alumni that I know.

  Some end up at Texas A&M - Kingsville.

Jammer Jim Roberts-Miller -- dudes a paramedic now.

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