Merry Christmas....

Merry Christmas....

Post by John » Sat, 26 Dec 1998 04:00:00


Merry Christmas to all of you sledheads out there......as I'm waiting on the
lake effect machine to kick in fully in NY.........

John "anything you say can & will be misquoted & used against you"

 
 
 

Merry Christmas....

Post by Donald J. Dicks » Sat, 26 Dec 1998 04:00:00

Quote:

> Merry Christmas to all of you sledheads out there......as I'm waiting on the
> lake effect machine to kick in fully in NY.........

Since we are all concerned about the weather and it's Santa Claus time
here's a little chuckle:

A long time ago, in Communist Russia, there was a famous
 weather man named Rudolf.

 He's always had a 100% accuracy rate for his forecasts of the
 Russian weather conditions.  His people loved him and
 respected him for his faultless foresight. He was particularly
 good at predicting rain. One night, despite clear skies, he
 made the prediction on the 6:00pm news broadcast that a
 *** storm was approaching. It would flood the town in
 which he and his wife lived. He warned the people to take
 proper precautions and prepare for the worst.

  After he arrived home later that evening, his wife met
 him at the door and started arguing with him that his weather
 prediction was the most ridiculous thing she had ever heard.
 This time, she said, he had made a terrible mistake. There
 wasn't a cloud anywhere within 10 miles of the village. As a
 matter of fact, that day had been the most beautiful day that
 the town had ever had and it was quite obvious to everyone
 that it simply wasn't going to rain.

  He told her she was to be quiet and listen to him.  If he
 said it was going to rain, IT WAS GOING TO RAIN. He had all
 of  his Russian heritage behind him and he knew what he was
 talking about. She  argued that although he came from a proud
 heritage, IT STILL WASN'T GOING TO RAIN.

  They argued back and forth for hours , so much that they
 went to bed mad at each other.

  During the night, sure enough one of the worst rainstorms
 hit the village the likes of which they had never seen. That
 morning when Rudolf and his wife arose, they looked out the
 window and saw all the water that had fallen that night.  

 "See," said Rudolf, "I told you it was going to rain."  His
 wife admitted: "Once again your prediction came true. But I
 want to  know, just how were you so accurate, Rudolf?"   To
 which he replied,  "You see,  Rudolf the Red knows rain dear!"

Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas....

Post by dan » Sat, 26 Dec 1998 04:00:00

Geezz!!!!

Quote:


> > Merry Christmas to all of you sledheads out there......as I'm waiting on the
> > lake effect machine to kick in fully in NY.........

> Since we are all concerned about the weather and it's Santa Claus time
> here's a little chuckle:

> A long time ago, in Communist Russia, there was a famous
>  weather man named Rudolf.

>  He's always had a 100% accuracy rate for his forecasts of the
>  Russian weather conditions.  His people loved him and
>  respected him for his faultless foresight. He was particularly
>  good at predicting rain. One night, despite clear skies, he
>  made the prediction on the 6:00pm news broadcast that a
>  *** storm was approaching. It would flood the town in
>  which he and his wife lived. He warned the people to take
>  proper precautions and prepare for the worst.

>   After he arrived home later that evening, his wife met
>  him at the door and started arguing with him that his weather
>  prediction was the most ridiculous thing she had ever heard.
>  This time, she said, he had made a terrible mistake. There
>  wasn't a cloud anywhere within 10 miles of the village. As a
>  matter of fact, that day had been the most beautiful day that
>  the town had ever had and it was quite obvious to everyone
>  that it simply wasn't going to rain.

>   He told her she was to be quiet and listen to him.  If he
>  said it was going to rain, IT WAS GOING TO RAIN. He had all
>  of  his Russian heritage behind him and he knew what he was
>  talking about. She  argued that although he came from a proud
>  heritage, IT STILL WASN'T GOING TO RAIN.

>   They argued back and forth for hours , so much that they
>  went to bed mad at each other.

>   During the night, sure enough one of the worst rainstorms
>  hit the village the likes of which they had never seen. That
>  morning when Rudolf and his wife arose, they looked out the
>  window and saw all the water that had fallen that night.

>  "See," said Rudolf, "I told you it was going to rain."  His
>  wife admitted: "Once again your prediction came true. But I
>  want to  know, just how were you so accurate, Rudolf?"   To
>  which he replied,  "You see,  Rudolf the Red knows rain dear!"

> Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas....

Post by Donald J. Dicks » Sat, 26 Dec 1998 04:00:00


Quote:

> Geezz!!!!

Well I was expecting "GROOOOOAN!!!!"

:-)

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Merry Christmas....

Post by snowdoo.. » Sat, 26 Dec 1998 04:00:00



Quote:
> Merry Christmas to all of you sledheads out there......as I'm waiting on the
> lake effect machine to kick in fully in NY.........

> John "anything you say can & will be misquoted & used against you"

Well it could be worse! After only two rides my season is ENDED!!! Broke my
heel in three places last thursday while getting the camper ready for my
annual trip to tollgate in the Blue Mtn's of Oregon. Doc say's 6-12 weeks
none weight bearing cast . As I sit here typing this at my bother in-laws at
Tollgate it's snowing heavy 10" last 24 hours good base and groomed trails,
and my three snowmobiles sit in my shop 220 miles away locked up in the
shop!:-((({ Anyone know any guarenteed good spring riding in about three
months??? Maybe John you should get an airline ticket come up here ride my
sleds in some prime pacific nothwest snow and when I'm snowed out next time
here I'll fly to N.Y. and ride your sleds!! Hi, Hi.  WEll anyhow BAH Humbug
on the snow sinces Santa didn't leave the BIONIC leg from the six million
dollar man under the tree here!!! Every ONE enjoy you winter and MERRY XMAS,
I'll watch my videos and dream about next season.  John , Washington the
State. 96 Summit's 670 & 500, 85 phazer

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Merry Christmas....

Post by John » Tue, 29 Dec 1998 04:00:00

Your killing me dude, wish I could go west. Sorry about your bad luck, maybe
you can get some spring riding in.......

John "anything you say can & will be misquoted & used against you"
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Quote:
> Merry Christmas to all of you sledheads out there......as I'm waiting on
the
> lake effect machine to kick in fully in NY.........

> John "anything you say can & will be misquoted & used against you"

Well it could be worse! After only two rides my season is ENDED!!! Broke my
heel in three places last thursday while getting the camper ready for my
annual trip to tollgate in the Blue Mtn's of Oregon. Doc say's 6-12 weeks
none weight bearing cast . As I sit here typing this at my bother in-laws at
Tollgate it's snowing heavy 10" last 24 hours good base and groomed trails,
and my three snowmobiles sit in my shop 220 miles away locked up in the
shop!:-((({ Anyone know any guarenteed good spring riding in about three
months??? Maybe John you should get an airline ticket come up here ride my
sleds in some prime pacific nothwest snow and when I'm snowed out next time
here I'll fly to N.Y. and ride your sleds!! Hi, Hi.  WEll anyhow BAH Humbug
on the snow sinces Santa didn't leave the BIONIC leg from the six million
dollar man under the tree here!!! Every ONE enjoy you winter and MERRY XMAS,
I'll watch my videos and dream about next season.  John , Washington the
State. 96 Summit's 670 & 500, 85 phazer

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