Last year I upgraded from "Boyfriend 5.0" to "Husband 1.0" and noticed
a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
"Boyfriend 5.0".
In addition, "Husband 1.0" uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as
- Romance 9.5 and
- Personal Attention 6.5
It also installed some undesirable programs such as:
- NBA 5.2 and
- NFL 3.0.
"Conversation 8.0" no longer work under "Husband 1.0", and
"Housecleaning 2.6" crashes the entire system.
Please note that I have tried running "Nagging 5.3" in an attempt to fix
these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
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Dear Desperate,
First, remember the following:
- Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package.
- Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and then try to
download the application "Tears 6.2", and do not forget to install the
"Guilt 3.0" update package using all available install options.
If "Tears 6.2" works as designed, "Husband 1.0" should automatically
load and run the applications "Jewelry 2.0" and "Flowers 3.5".
NOTE: Overuse of the above application may or will cause "Husband 1.0"
to default to "Grumpy Silence 2.5", "Happy Hour 7.0" or "Beer 6.1".
Please note that "Beer 6.1" is a very bad program that automatically
will download and install "Farting and Snoring Loudly 1.1 Beta".
WARNING: DO NOT install the application "Mother-In-Law 2.0" (or any
previous versions) as that run a virus in the background that eventually
may or will take control of all your system resources!!!
In addition, please DO NOT attempt to reinstall "Boyfriend 5.0".
This application is not compatible with "Husband 1.0" and may or will
cause a system crash.
INPORTANT: You must run a virus scanner regularily, otherwise some
unexpected viruses may install "Unfaithfullness 4.0"!
In summary, "Husband 1.0" is a great operating system, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
Some recommended applications:
- Cooking 3.0,
- Garden Work 1.5,
- House Maintenance 2.1 and
- Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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Stig Arne Bye
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