The Holidays are here! In case your challenged for ideas on just what to
get that special skater in your life, I offer these suggestions:
For Roz- the extra fabric that was not used for her "Mouth" outfit,
along with a couple safety pins, to reattach it.
Brian B- An ice pack, his ***seems to be swelling.
Toller Cranston- a bow to drag across that violin
Kurt Browning- A private consultation with Angela Lansbury...perhaps she
can help him find his missing hairline.
Doug Mattis- An exorcism
Scott Williams and Phillipe Candeloro- A day at the hair salon...i'm
thinking, perhaps the Bo Derek "10" look, for Scott.....and the Princess
Leia "cinnamon bun" look for Phillipe.
Nicole Bobek and Surya Bonaly- An all expense paid trip for two to
Nagano...it's the only way they'll be going.
Rudy Galindo- a pair of scissors to cut off those ridiculous "wings'.
Kriztina Czako-the address for Vera Wang in NY......that outfit should
only be worn on Halloween
Pasha- Dinner with Jan Brady, where the two can discuss that "Marcia!
Marcia! Marcia!" complex.
Illia Kulik- a can of gasoline and a match.....to be used promptly on
that long program geddup.
Micheal Weiss- a Bic razor....the "flavor saver" must go.
All russian skaters- bags and bags of new clothes.....let them go wild!
"on a hunger strike 'till Paul Wylie recants his plan to retire"