God was fed up. In a crash of thunder He yanked three influential men up to
Heaven: Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates. "The human race is a
complete disappointment," God boomed. "You each have one week to prepare your
followers for the End of the World." With another crash of thunder they found
themselves back on Earth. Clinton immediately called his cabinet. "I have good
news and bad news," he announced grimly.
"The good news is that there is a God. The bad news is that He's really mad and
plans to end the world in a week."
In Russia, Yeltsin announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad news and worse
news. The bad news is that we were wrong; there is a God after all. The worse
news is that He's mad and is going to end the world in a week."
Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I have good news
and better news. The good news is that God considers me one of the three most
influential men on Earth," he beamed. "The better news is that we don't have to
fix WINDOWS 95.