ESPN Injury Report......Kinda funny

ESPN Injury Report......Kinda funny

Post by Dr. Funkenstei » Wed, 10 May 2000 04:00:00


Found this today in the ESPN Injury Report:

Jose Lima, P
INJURY: May 8. Homers.
STATUS: Skipped.

They say his injury was Homers. I'd have to say it is more of a swelled head
from that dream season he had last year.!

 
 
 

ESPN Injury Report......Kinda funny

Post by Next2TheMo » Wed, 10 May 2000 04:00:00

Quote:
>Found this today in the ESPN Injury Report:

>Jose Lima, P
>INJURY: May 8. Homers.
>STATUS: Skipped.

>They say his injury was Homers. I'd have to say it is more of a swelled head
>from that dream season he had last year.!

Am I imagining things when I remember that Mark Wohlers was once put on the DL
for "an inability to pitch"?

 
 
 

ESPN Injury Report......Kinda funny

Post by johnny_sl.. » Wed, 10 May 2000 04:00:00



Quote:
> >Found this today in the ESPN Injury Report:

> >Jose Lima, P
> >INJURY: May 8. Homers.
> >STATUS: Skipped.

> >They say his injury was Homers. I'd have to say it is more of a
swelled head
> >from that dream season he had last year.!

> Am I imagining things when I remember that Mark Wohlers was once put
on the DL
> for "an inability to pitch"?

You are correct, sir! I still wonder why the Mariners didn't try this on
Norm Charlton for all of 1998...

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ESPN Injury Report......Kinda funny

Post by B. David Harriso » Wed, 10 May 2000 04:00:00


Quote:

> You are correct, sir! I still wonder why the Mariners didn't try this on
> Norm Charlton for all of 1998...

  The M's weren't sharp enough to realize that he couldn't pitch.  

  He was a veteran, he used to play for Lou, he must just have been
unlucky.

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