***I BELIEVE TOO***REAL MONEY - money [1/1]

***I BELIEVE TOO***REAL MONEY - money [1/1]

Post by Cras » Fri, 10 May 1996 04:00:00


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>Subject: EARN LOADS OF MONEY, EASY AND HONESTLY
>Date: Wed, 8 May 1996 17:37:10 +0100
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>Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take
>two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make
>some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,  ready
>to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those
>bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass
>of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this
>interesting, exciting find!  >   Let me start by saying that I FINALLY
>FOUND IT! That's right!
>I found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those
>schemes like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope
>stuffing scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I
>have tried every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the
>past 12 years. I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking
>to make money (more like 'desperate stupid people who will try
>anything for money!').  Well,  when I was a ***ager,  these
>claims to 'get me rich quick' sounded irresistible! I would shell
>out $14.95 here, $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95
>there.  I had maxed out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...I
>was desperate for money!!  So, I gave them all a chance but
>failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for some people,
>but not for me.  Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the
>trash when I got the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can
>smell a money scam from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT....
>I thought I could sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!!
>...I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!
>   I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
>GET CASH FAST!!  I thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll
>just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."
>The article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY
>FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well,  
>the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why?
>Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME
>FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!
>   Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach,
>but it was possible.  I knew that I could at least get a return
>of $1,000 or so.  So I did it!! As per the instructions in the
>article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a
>single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
>was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the
>dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed
>the first position name of the five names listed and moved
>everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
>the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took
>this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
>ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD
>MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money
>come in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or
>so....
>But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!  I
>knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people
>all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even
>some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how
>much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I
>received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!
>   I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due
>to this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!!
>So maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know,
>but  IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You
>must follow through and repost this article everywhere you can think
>of!  The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash
>will arrive in your very own mailbox!!  It's just too easy to
>pass up!!!
>   Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only
>cost factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5
>one dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail
>mail (US Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the
>article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local
>BBS's you can.  Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking
>(you can run if you like! :o  ) down your driveway to your
>mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to
>put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
>REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So
>HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY,EAT AT
>HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND
>INVEST FIVE  DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM
>NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!  
>   So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully
>provided the mostdetailed, yet straightforward instructions on
>how to easily get this underway and get your cash on its way.  
>SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!
>*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***
>OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information,
>if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.
>INSTRUCTIONS:
>1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
>"Please add my name to your list".  This creates a service out
>of this money making system and thus making it completely legal.  
>You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are
>paying one dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you
>include your name and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this
>is completely legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what
>slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3",  Just to add a
>little fun!  This is all about having fun and making money at
>the same time!
>2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no
>checks or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send
>it on its way to the five people listed.  The folding of the
>paper around the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient.
>THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!
>3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
>TO YOUR MAILBOX.   Look at the list of five people;  remove the
>first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
>slot one on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
>position 1 slot ,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
>be be 3, 5 wil be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
>COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.
>4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
>bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible.  Give
>a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:
>"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF
>YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you
>will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will
>make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING
>HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS
> PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe
>me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as
>15-20 postings or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE
>encode the file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the
>people to
>receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That way
>they get a copy of the article right on their computer without
>hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu.
>Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The
>best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's
>Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins
>look right without making the screen slide left or right when at
>the ends of the sentences, you're in business!
>5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
>or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,  
>tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
>GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there are
>simply too many internet software packages with slightly different
>yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for
>help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for
>GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description
>under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT
>'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
>text file CASH.TXT and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place a one
>line statement in the main body section of the message post
>screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash
>arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make
>sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like...
>"Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!"  
>You'll never get ANY responses!

>6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
>BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
>start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
>MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
>out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
>when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!  
>7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
>special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
>(or the one you want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.  
>ENJOY LIFE!  
>8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate
>this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
>originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.  
>Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for
>when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU
>CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS
>NEEDED!
>9.  (This step added by Charles Reiley).  Hello, This is exciting
>isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a note saying "Please
>include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I
>will (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money
>you will receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a selfish
>jerk...I like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a touch
>easier and cheaper, too!  After I drop off the list, I can no
>longer offer you this advice, obviously, but maybe someone else
>who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my name on this step
>number 9. Good luck and give this plan your all, it will definitely
>pay off! Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!
>*******************************************************************
>*******************************************************************
>THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST      
>*******************************************************************
>*     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
>*
>*      

>  1. David Maxwell
>      1747 Stonybrook Ln.
>      Brunswick, OH  44212

>  2. John F. Bourgeois
>      3043 New Oak Lane
>      Bowie, MD  20716

>  3. Shalim Uddin
>      31 Sydenham Rd, Smethwick
>      Warley, West Midlands,
>      B66 2DE,      UK

>  4. Joseph C. Stock
>      289 Village Street
>      Millis, MA 02054

>  5. Bill Swearingen
>      4464 Mary Lynn Ln.#56-D
>      Carmichael, CA 95608

>****************************************************************
>NOTE:
>Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and always keep
>an eye on the local postings of this file... Just to make sure that
>everyone is playing the game fairly. You know where your name should
>be.....
>*** AGAIN,  HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US ON THIS
>PLAN.  
>-Mike Dotson, Boulder, CO
>*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
>with your name in the list and not sending the money to the people
>already
>included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this and only
>got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent the 5
>bills,
>people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10000!
>All the
>lists are re-distributed as soon as the money is received.

>*** What Mike said is true. I know you may think to yourself, what's
>the difference how's anyone going to know whether or not I sent out
any
>money. But just think. I mean if you don't send out any money, what
>makes you think that everyone else isn't thinking the same thing.
>Pretty soon you have 1,000's of people moving people's names and
>addresses on and off of lists, but no one is making any money. It only
>works as long as everyone stays honest pays their dues. Besides, if
>you're too cheap to spend $5.00, when in return you'll be making
>thousands, you should probably go do something else with your time and
>not***up this great oppertunity for those of us that would really
>like to make some money.
>-Bill Swearingen, Carmichael, Ca.