TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR DOCTOR MAY BE NUTS
10. Continually refers to his mentor, Victor Frankenstein.
9. Asks you to count backward by seven, starting with 1.
8. Signs your skin after performing routine check-up.
7. His belt-buckle is encrusted with kidney stones.
6. Says: "I don't care if you're a damn Vulcan, Spock. I'm
5. Hands you a diploma with your name on it and says
"Figure it out for yourself,"
4. Prescriptions contain lengthy, detailed descriptions on
how to eat an Oreo.
3. Asks you to turn your head and cough, then says
"We're gonna do this 'till we get it right,"
2. Everytime the word four is spoken, he ducks.
1. Refers you to Dr. Kevorkian.
-by Roy Spim, mosquito safarist
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