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> I have been "listening" to everyone play. I've noticed that each player
> usually says the same thing each time they miss a shot or don't get the
> position they want. (Like crap, poop, doggie doo doo, whatever...)
> Of course there is the full range of the usual cuss words. But there are
> also some very creative non-cuss words used.
> What words have you heard when shots are missed?
"I wish I'd have known this sport was so complex...you have to be a
scientist to figure it out".
"Another miscalculation...well, nobody ever accused me of being a
rocket scientist".
"Damn..And I heard the amount of squirt doesn't change when you hit
harder".
"I need to check this shaft out on my Wee Johnson Jig".
"I could have sworn I felt a gust of wind coming from the right side
when that door opened up, didn't think to play for it though".
"I think there's too much torque in the joint of this cue".
"If I only had the money for a Stroketrainer".
"I guess I'm eliminated from the 'fund-a-pro' list".
"E=BO+NE(HE-AD)LO-G+IC"
"I swear to God...sometimes I think a Geek could beat me at this
game...naaah"
.................Billy