California, the land of fruits, nuts and slopes

California, the land of fruits, nuts and slopes

Post by plato.. » Wed, 19 Apr 2006 23:35:49

California, the land of fruits, nuts and slopes

 A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE...

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 Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside
him.
 The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his
nails
  and moaning in fear.
 "Hey, pal, what's the matter?" Jack asked. "Oh man... I've been
transferred to California," the other guy answered.  "There's crazy
people
in California and they have shootings, gangs, race riots, ***, the
highest crime rate..."
 "Hold on," Jack interrupted, "I've lived in California all my life,
and it
is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind
your
own
 business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as
anywhere
in the world."
 The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,

"Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and
say
it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
 "Me?" said Jack, "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck in Oakland."