Hi, everybody ! I've enjoyed RSB for over a year, I rarely
post , just read. Some of you know me. I always laugh my ass off
when some of you come up with wierd or funny stories. Well,
here's my turn. These are some really funny word meanings, that
you might think about on occasion.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as ***s
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the
rest have to drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you
still be hungry?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs?
Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is it that when we bounce a check, the
bank charges us more of what they already know we
don't have any of?
When someone asks you, A penny for your
thoughts and you put your two cents in, what
happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk
of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist, but a person who drives a race car not
called a racist?
Why can't you make another word using all the
letters in "anagram"?
Why is it that no word in the English language
rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple?
Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but
when I wind up a project, I end it?
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do we say something is out of whack?
What is a whack?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does
terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in
the English language. Could it be that "I Do." is
the longest sentence? hehehehehe
If the singular of GEESE is GOOSE, shouldn't a
Portuguese person be called a Portugoose?
Why is a procrastinator's work never done?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians
can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked
and drycleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there
are 1 billion stars in the universe you will
believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet
paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Are people more ***ly opposed to fur
rather than leather because it's much easier to
harass rich women than motorcycle gangs? hehehehehe
If you take an Oriental person and spin him
around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why
aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"