No, I haven't lost my ***ity yet (DAMN IT!). Sam looks like he's grabbing
at straws trying to bring this NG to life, so I thought I'd do my fair share.
It all began on a dark and stormy night...........
Actually, it was late in the afternoon last Sunday, and I was shooting around
on the shitty tables that they have in the student recreation center on the
Texas A&M University campus. I was nearing the end of my 3rd hour on the
tables, and just about to bring my practice session to an end, but for some
reason (ever get this feeling?) I thought it might be to my benefit to shoot
another game of equal offense. I don't know what compelled me to stay, but I
did. While in the middle of my game, I saw a middle aged gent watching me
shoot.
"You wanna shoot a game?" he asked.
"Why not?" I responded, and then proceeded to rack.
I knew from the moment he broke that I was in deep shit. I could tell by his
smooth stroke on the break that he was a fairly decent shooter. He didn't make
any on the break, and I managed to knock a few (2 to be exact) balls in. I
figured I'd get another chance to shoot later, so I wasn't too worried. After
all, I am the dude who managed to keep a table for about 10 games the other
night. It turns out I was as wrong as that dumbass weatherman who says it
isn't going to rain the day I plan to ride my motorcycle. He ran the table,
lights out, end of story. Lucky positioning of whitey, I thought.
I racked again, he broke again. I tried to make casual conversation to
detract from the fact that he was kicking my ass. I figured he was definitely
a player, probably had a table at home.
"How often do you play?" he asked me.
"Every now and again," I responded, hoping that he would figure the only
reason I wasn't kicking his ass was lack of practice. (Yeah, right).
"What do you do for a living?" I asked, figuring him to be a father visiting a
child going to the school, or a kindly professor looking to kill some time
before his next class (it was Sunday, I don't know why I thought this).
"I run a traveling pool school," was his response. NOW I felt like an even
bigger chump. It turns out the "professor" who was schooling me was Scott Lee,
who was in town with "road partner" JACK WHITE! Now let me clarify, the odds
of a serious pool player, especially one of his caliber, coming in and shooting
where I play are akin to the odds of the Dutchess of York (former Dutchess)
Sarah Ferguson preforming in a low-class, run down, seedy little strip joint
just outside the city limits. The tables are shit, poorly maintained, the
house cues have been beat to hell and back, and NO ONE (except a pee on like
me) would ever come in to practice.
The next hour turned out to be the most valuable time I have ever spent on a
pool table, by far. His professional eye allowed him to see the fact that I
suck at pool and need all the help I can get. He spent his valuable time at
the table teaching a punk kid like me how to shoot, and for that I will always
be grateful.
Aside from books and the occasional tape, I haven't had any formal billiard
instruction (there ISN'T a HOUSE PRO IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE GODFORSAKEN TOWN!).
But he was willing to help. He and Jack would be conducting an exhibition the
next day, he informed me. I asked what time it would be. From 11 to 1 was his
response. Damn it! I've got school I thought.
I made him aware of the fact that my scholastic endeavors might prevent me
from being in attendance, and we joked about the fact that perhaps I should
skip. The more time I spent on the table with him, the more reasonable a
proposition cutting class sounded. As he was just about finished making me his
billiard ***, I informed him that I would cut class tomorrow to watch the
exhibition.
Let's put it this way, after 2nd period today, I had a Piano Recital to attend
(at least that's what the note I forged says). It was worth it! I talked a
little more with him today, and enjoyed the magnificant display of billiard
prowess displayed by both he and Jack White. This dude could easily get away
with charging 100+ dollars for a private lesson, but he tutored me for free.
(Jack White charges 100 per 1/2 hr.) Say what you will about Jeanette Lee or
The Miz, but it's world class players who are willing to promote billiards at a
"grass roots level", and take time out to help out hackers like me who have
made this game what it is today.
Scott, you told me you monitor RSB occasionally (which is why I'm posting on
both groups BTW), so if you're out there, thanks a lot pal!!
Eric Sagong