Speech impediment

Speech impediment

Post by ratche » Wed, 28 Jan 2004 02:47:05


Subject: The Horth

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over
to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"

"That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment."

So the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse.

"A female horth," the midget replies. So the guy shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy pick! s up the midget
and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth. Can I thee her
earzth?"

So he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith
earzth, can I see her mouf?"

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up
again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her ***?"

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and
rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ***, pulls him out
and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase
that. "Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

 
 
 

Speech impediment

Post by David Malo » Wed, 28 Jan 2004 03:09:39



Quote:
>Subject: The Horth

Literally LOL... everyone is coming over to my office to ask what's so
damn funny.

David "The Hamster" Malone

 
 
 

Speech impediment

Post by Glenn Denewet » Wed, 28 Jan 2004 05:17:41

Get back to work!!

Glenn.... :)

Quote:
> Literally LOL... everyone is coming over to my office to ask what's so
> damn funny.

> David "The Hamster" Malone


 
 
 

Speech impediment

Post by David Malo » Wed, 28 Jan 2004 05:39:32

On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 15:17:41 -0500, "Glenn Deneweth"

Quote:

>Get back to work!!

Actually, I think I'll *** on home - looks like a big storm is
brewing...

David "The Hamster" Malone